YE OLDE WAKE OF SCUTTLEBROOKE
The "Church and State" and Scuttlebrook Wake
Have into conflict come,
"This dreadful Wake it SHALL be stopped"
Says Leysbourne's 'Peeping Tom'.
We'll have a committee terror strike
At the root of this innocent fun
And make the promotors feel that we
Are like the German Hun.
They shall have their festival once more
And woe to those who say,
That Scuttlebrooke Wake for old times sake
Shall live another day!